Rem:"WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE THOSE IN YOUR BAG?? IS THAT WHY YOU ASKED ME TO KEEP YOU FROM MURDERING EVERYONE, IS IT BECAUSE YOU HAD A DEADLY TOOL (PLIERS) IN YOUR BAG???"

Me: "No.... I'd be more likely to strangle someone with the wire! Or... this!"

Them: "OKAY OKAY WE'LL STAY FRIENDS!"

Me: "Don't worry, of course I won't strangle you with the wire!"

Them: "So you're still going to strangle me?"

Me: "No no, ofc not!! I'm innocent, and perfectly normal, right?"

I had to, sorry lol, correct me if I messed up anything, friend!