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Alex's sons: Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow

16 Apr 2020 20:07 by Julian
THIS IS A STAR WARS PARODY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND LITERALLY
Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are Alex's four sons, they heard that their father turned to Slick's army and were devestated by the event.
Red: How could our own father betray his only four sons?
Blue: Red...How can I put this?
Green: Father has his reasons, we'll just have to take our chances and strength right at him.
Yellow: Are you crazy? I can't hurt my father!
Red: He's right...we gotta reason with him...
Blue: I'm with Red on this Green...
Green: Fine...but if things go South, I'm taking our father down and Slick too...
Yellow: we must find Crash, Marty, Jack, Don, Rick, Gnarly, Bruiser, Ivan, Tex, Thor, and the rest of the innocent that might help us...They may have conctracts tied with Slick's Empire.
Red:...
Blue: Red?
Green: Blue...Leave him be...
Blue: Screw it, if we fight our dad now...He'll kill us all, we are the remaining ones that can actually beat up Alex...
Red: I don't want to hear that from ANY of you three...
Yellow, Blue, and Green (AT THE SAME TIME): Ok!