THIS IS A STAR WARS PARODY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND LITERALLY

Alex's body is cut in half by Ryan, and yes, Ryan has to feel bad about it, but he can't live with Alex being Slick's minion now...Luckilly for Alex, he is saved by his master, Slick, just barely before he dies, or so he was supposed to... Cyndi, Ryan's wife, has another baby, her name is Shelby. As for Alex, he is to be known as Alex 2.0. His head remains the same, just burnt up a bit, and so on....

Alex: I HATE YOU!!!

Ryan: You weren't supposed to join Slick and the rest! You were supposed to be with ME! YOU TRAITOR! YOU TURNED ON US BECAUSE SLICK DECIEVED YOU! HE IS OUR ENEMY!

Alex: Then that makes you MY enemy. I will seek out my sons after I recover from what you did to me. I STILL HATE YOU!!!

Ryan:(thinking to self) At least Cyndi is safe for now...

Ryan: Goodbye forever Alex...I'm going to miss you.

Alex: JUST SHUT UP AND GET LOST ALREADY!

Ryan: I'm sorry

Alex: SLICK! HELP ME!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE YOU RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ROXY! ANYBODY!