Palutena: WELL! These two fellas are...giant.

Pit: Bruiser has snake eyes?! What in the name of the Smash Ball is he doing with a pair of snake eyes?!

Palutena: Well, at least Gnarly has giant muscles, like Bowser and K.Rool

Pit: Bruiser practically has night vision! And these two men are top notch body builders! They can't lose to Julio!

Palutena: Gnarly's black eyes are a bit weird...But he has the most insane and incredible final smash! Have you even seen it yet?!

Pit: Oh yeah! He nearly gets crushed by the moon and sun, then he just smashes the two together to make a hybrid sphere (so he calls it) and then chucks it right in the middle of the field, to make an inescapable explosion...I've seen it, it always leaves the foes with 999% of damage taken.

Palutena: Bruiser's final smash is pretty logical, but still a joy to watch! He grabs the nearest foe, swings them around by his or her feet, then throws the foe out of the field, he does this until ALL foes that remain are gone!

Pit: SO please, don't upset these...giants.

Palutena: GIVE A WARM, PLEASANT, AND KIND WELCOME TO THE BOXING MASTERS, GNARLY AND BRUISER!

Gnarly: Thank you!

Bruiser: Wazzup?