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dad jokes with Mico!
27 Oct 2023 12:09 by
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1. "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
2. "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
3. "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." ( me frfr)
4. "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
5. "what's brown and sticky?" "a stick."
6. "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
7. "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
8. "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
9. "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
10. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
11. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
12. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
13. "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
14. "dad i'm hungry" "hi hungry, i'm dad."
15. "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
16. "If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"