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What I will do if elected president
02 Feb 2024 13:39 by
Johnathanacus
I will:
tax the hell out of polluters
Nationalize taco trucks
ban knock off lego products
kick Florida out of the union and replace it with American Samoa
turn the Statue of Liberty into a giant mech that can be used for warfare
legalize nuclear weapons however they will be heavily regulated and only the government is allowed to make them
give nasa 1000% of the funding it has now
make for every dollar you earn over $1,284,513.75 have to pay a 96.23% income tax on
use this tax money to build a a ton of wooden sheds with pluming so at least the homeless have somewhere to sleep and poop
and finally
I promise to begin work on a moon colony
greg is my vice president
Johnathanacus
- 01 Feb 2024 19:41
Reply to ππππππππ_βππππ₯°π₯°:
sure
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Rennπ₯°
- 01 Feb 2024 18:49
Reply to Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0:
Can we move Mico out of Florida first please?
Johnathanacus
- 01 Feb 2024 18:47
the only one that might cause some problems is kicking Florida out of the union but I will do what is necessary for the betterment of our nation
Rennπ₯°
- 01 Feb 2024 18:45
Well-
I'm here for banning knock off Legos and the wooden sheds for the homeless
Johnathanacus
- 01 Feb 2024 18:43
but yeah this is better than the presidents we have had recently
Johnathanacus
- 01 Feb 2024 18:42
Reply to πππ πππ ππππππππ βοΈπ¦:
that made me laugh not gonna lie
Rennπ₯°
- 01 Feb 2024 18:41
NOOπ
π±πππππππ π±ππππ βοΈπ¦
- 01 Feb 2024 18:39
welp you might be the most successful president and agreed with.
Pants the cat :>
- 01 Feb 2024 18:39
ToT this is good and bad
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- 01 Feb 2024 18:37
Reply to Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0:
:D