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Cabinet Battle #1

14 Dec 2020 15:50 by jellybeaneatingcat
George Washington : Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight but your here with us in New York City, are you ready for a cabinet meeting huh? The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state's debt and establish a national bank, Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor sir.
Thomas Jefferson : Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, we fought for these ideals and we shouldn't settle for less, these are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em, don't be surprised you guys 'cause i wrote 'em! Ow! Hamilton forgets, his plan without to assume state's debts, now place your bets as to who that benefits, the very seat of government where Hamilton sits
Hamilton : Not true!
Jefferson : Oh! If the shoe fits, wear it, if New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it? Uh, our debts are paid I'm afraid, don't tax the south because we got it made in the shade. In Virginia we plant seeds in the ground, we create, you just was to move our money around, this financial plan is an outrageous demand and its to many d*mn for any man to understand! Stand with me, in the land of the free, pray to god we never see Hamilton's canidency, look, when Britain taxed are tea, we got frisky, imagine what gonna happen if you try to tax our whiskey
Washington : Thank you secretary Jefferson, Secretary Hamilton, your response
Hamilton : Thomas that was a real nice declaration, welcome to the present, we're running a real nation, would you like to join us? Or stay mellow doing whatever the h*ll it is you do in Monticello! If we assume the debts our union gets, a new line of credit and financial diaredic, how to you not get it? if we're aggressive and competitive the union gets a boost, would you rather give it a sedative? A specific specif from a slaver, hey neighbor, your debts are paid because you don't pay for labor! (mockingly) We plant seeds in the south we create (stops mocking) then keep ranching, we know whose really doing the planting. And another thing Mr. Age-Of-Enlightening, don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it, you think I'm frightened of you man? We all most died in a trench while you were off getting hot with the french! Thomas Jefferson is always hesitant with the president, retasin, there isn't a plan he doesn't gettist, Madison, you mad as a hat, so take you medicine, d*mn you are in worse shape than the national debt is in! Sitting there useless as 2 sh*ts, turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where my shoe fits!
Washington : Excuse me! Madison, Jefferson, take a walk, Hamilton, take a walk, we can reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton -
Hamilton : Sir?
Washington : a word
Madison : You don't have the votes
Madison and Jefferson : you don't have the votes
Jefferson : Ah ha ha ha ha!
Madison and Jefferson : You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
Jefferson : Such a blunder somethings it makes me wonder why i even bring the thunder
Madison : Why he even brings the thunder
Washington : You gonna pull yourself together?
Hamilton : I'm sorry these Virginians are birds of a feather
Washington : I'm from Virginia so watch your mouth
Hamilton : So we let congress get held hostage by the south?
Washington : You need the votes
Hamilton : No we need bold strokes, we need this plan
Washington : No you need to convince more folks
Hamilton : James Madison won't talk to me, that's a non-starter
Washington : Ah, winning was easy young man, governing is harder
Hamilton : They're being in intransigent
Washington : You have to find a compromise
Hamilton : But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine
Washington : Convince them otherwise!
Hamilton : And what happens if i don't get congressional approval?
Washington : I'm edging a call for you removal
Hamilton : Sir...
Washington : figure it out Alexander, that's an order from your commander.
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