THIS IS A STAR WARS PARODY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND LITERALLY

OH NO! Alex has turned over to the dark side of River City! Only Ryan stands in his way now, along with the entire gang of the Socialists. Can Ryan stop Alex before he destroys him, Marty, Jack, Crash, and the rest of the innocent citizens of River City?

Alex: ATTENTION CITIZENS OF RIVER CITY! I AM GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THERE IS SOME NEW MANAGMENT FOR YOU, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY...AGAIN!!! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Ryan: That can't be Alex! Not in a million years it's not him!

Cyndi: Honey...I...Think our baby...

Ryan: Just hold on for a bit longer...I'll get Tex and the others...

Cyndi: Hurry...Our baby is coming...

Crash: Ryan, I bring bad news...The other guys have been...Otherwise killed...

Ryan: Alex...I swear to you, I WILL get my revenge for the sake of River City...