bro be lookin like a shamrock shake *nods in agreement*

Proof -

“Darcy’s your nephew…?” Elizabeth tried to move around her but kept getting blocked, under her breath muttering, “I can see the resemblance.”

“So you do know him! How can you just say his name so nonchalantly? Are you two, perhaps… engaged!? Heavens, no! Even now in this world of terror, young little miss nobodies think they’re worth my nephew!”

Elizabeth stared with squinted eyes, awed at the Olympic leaps and bounds this woman could go to, “No? We’ve known each other for only a day?”

“That just sounds like an excuse! Back in my day we’d be engaged within 2 seconds of looking upon each other!

In my English class, our quarter Exam is literally just writing fanfiction of the book Pride and Prejudice. I am 100% serious rn.