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PRESIDENTS UNITE
02 Feb 2024 18:55 by
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there may only be one.... SAY WHY YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!!!
Mico:
- I will make mars a place for humans to live
- I will increase pay across the globe by 10%
- I will make it legal in every state to have a raccoon as a pet
- I will make house costs in Seattle go down by 50%
- I will add a chuck-e-cheese in every state
- I will find a cure for soggy fries
- I will make one day of a month free ice cream day for all children (17 and under)
Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0 :
I will tax the hell out of polluters while giving tax breaks to green energy
I will turn the statue of liberty into a giant mech with laser eyes
I will give large funding to nasa and the development of nuclear fusion technology
ban people over 65 from being elected for any federal office so we only have politicians that are at least partially in touch with reality
I will build wooden sheds for the homeless with pluming and electricity so they at least have a place to call home
I will make it easier to immigrate to America so we have more labor
I will ban lobbyists to stop the ridiculous power of large corporations
I will break up large monopolies like google into there smaller parts in order to have a more free market not dominated by a single conglomerate
I will make a federal program for giving out student loans so they don't have to pay stupid amounts of cash to a greedy loan shark
Assault rifles (outside military obviously) will be banned however not all other guns will because we have the right to bear arms but that dose not mean you can have any gun you want and the only thing you would need a assault rifle for is a mass shooting
I would fund a moon colony
and finally I will nationalize taco trucks
(request):
Akita:
If I were president, I would first make sure that the homeless are taken care of. Then I would:
-Make health bills cheaper (especially surgeries and PT!)
-Increase pay for "lower class" or "middle class" (I hate being called those things-a title based off of money. ugh)
-GIVE MORE ART CLASSES
-sponsor cancer treatments
-help take in refugees
(I really wouldn't be able to handle being president irl though- I wouldn't be able to take it.)
the fox magician:
I will ban homework (school is a place to study and home is a place to chill)
I will lower housing prices
I will make more houses
I will make immigration easier
I will plan to cut the amount of fossil filed sued in half by the end of my term
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- 02 Feb 2024 22:15
Reply to Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0:
Woah your gonna do WHAT to the Statue of Liberty!?!? Dang.... 0-0 Idk about that dude....
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Akita
- 02 Feb 2024 22:10
Reply to Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0:
it's just for fun, and besides, none of us actually WANT to be president irl I think. I sure don't... Also giving the statue laser eyes? a bit much, I believe. (proves point, just for fun!) Also, on a more serious note, what kind of labor for the immigrants? Cause some of them now have to do horrible labor to pay off debt... the conditions aren't.. good.
Johnathanacus
- 02 Feb 2024 22:06
Reply to 🩷💜💙ℤ𝕆𝔼 ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝔼🩷💜💙:
I know I'm am just pointing out some problems for Mico to think about
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- 02 Feb 2024 22:05
Reply to Johnathanacus/Eireball 2.0:
Dude- Chill, relax, this is for fun. It's not like we're actually running for president lol, it's for fun, and I really think that ya'll would make good presidents... I'm sure we're all just having fun with this <3
Akita
- 02 Feb 2024 22:00
Reply to pOp😘:
thank you! agreed, we need more art classes! we had none last year... 😭
Johnathanacus
- 02 Feb 2024 19:43
Mico has no explanation on how they will accomplish such things
if you increase pay by 10% all around the world it would make prices go up by a similar amount you may have more money but your money is worth less
you cannot force chuck-e-cheese a private company to open a place in every state in some states like Wyoming witch has less than a million people it would make no sense to
terraforming mars will take hundreds of years and the lives work of millions so no way you are going to accomplish that in 4 to 8 years
and should the president the most powerful position in the most powerful nation on the planet be the one caring about such things as free ice cream and soggy fries
Johnathanacus
- 02 Feb 2024 19:35
first of all you can already get a pet raccoon second of all no you do not want a raccoon as a pet they will destroy EVERYTHING YOU OWN