Reply to ❄︎ WoliWilo ❄︎:

"when life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for more than they're worth" gruncle stan

I will plant the seed and will never have to buy lemonade

Reply to ❄︎ WoliWilo ❄︎:

Wait that's an excellent plan-

Yes.....

I will now grow many lemon trees. I will start a monopoly of lemons. But I will stay under the radar of the general public. When I finally have all the lemons, I will start a business where I sell lemon juice as a "sugar free alternative to lemonade". People from all over will be coming to get my organic lemon juice. I will get all the money.

Thanks life ;)

Reply to Murphic:

Is that a millipede?

Yes it is a millipede

I am going to eat the millipede

No don't eat the millipede

Why not?

Because if you do you'll get stage one million cancer

No, that cannot be true

*om*

*explodes*

thank you life. I will now eat the lemon.