Somebody asked me this question with a straight face upon me showing them my thumb (idk if I said but a while back I had a severe thumb injury and there are still reprocussions). What has society become?

It makes me imagine somebody saying, while crying, "Whatcha twirlin' *sniff* swirlin' up- up- *sniff* to in this dizzy spin y- yo... like *sniff* whaaaatttt??? How in *sniff* the- how- how did... *sniff* stardust *sniff* does this... v- viiIIIIiiIIIiiiiiBe waaaAAAhaAHAha..."

Anyways Happy Pixelling please don't quote what that guy said...